Michael Buble - Spider-Man theme
I am dead…. And I went to Spider-Buble heaven laskdfj;alskdfhjsgjhsdjkfhg
*A* beautiful <3333
GOOD LORD
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)
(Source: melchiors, via the-fudgeinator)
steve don’t just accept that bullshit
that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
(via emmersandcheese)
| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
Found these awesome condoms in the bathroom at Howard’s. :) #properattire #requiredforentry (Taken with instagram)